Three lads sat at computer desk in Central Library.
Two of the lads pissing themselves laughing.
Third lad: “what! what’s so f*in’ funny?”
Two Lads: “it’s GOOGLE not GOGGLE yer dickhead”
Tho’ looking at them I reckon goggle was more apt.
Two American students got on the bus and one asks the bus driver “Do you go anywhere near the next stop?”
Maybe buses work in the US!!
I’m walking back up to work on Bold Street, when I spot a Seagull land outside Oxfam to eat a discarded chip.
Two scally girls see this too, and one exclaims:
“Fuckin’ Hell, the size of that friggin’ Pigeon!”.
Travelling in to work on the X1 bus a while ago, and we pass a big Superman Returns poster near the Netto in Garston.
One woman says “What’s that film about then?”.
Her mate says “Isn’t that the one about that bloke who fell off his horse and ended up with super powers?”.
Gotta love the old dears!
At the bus stop, and one scally spots his mate:
“Worra yer doin’ here, lad?”
“I’m pure waitin’ fer a bus, lad”.
“Is right. Is right”.
Capital Of Culture, and proud of it!
Walking down the road I was passed by 2 grown men on bikes when I heard one of them say ‘Did you see the colour of that dogs arse?’
Walking out of ADSA on Breck Road, Anfield behind two scal’s;
Scal#1: Hey lad I’m proper dehydrated, just been for a piss and it was proper think, came out like syrup and pure stung
Scal#2: Sure you haven’t just got the clap again lad
Scal#1: D’ya know what lad maybe ya know, that bird from the weekend was a fuckin scatty rat
Scal#2: You’ll shag anythin you lad
Scal#1: Ya maa and ya sister
Old bloke shouts over to loudmouth scally whose being very opinionated & loud whilst watching a Liverpool game on Sky.
“Eh lad, I was watching football while you were still swimmin’ round in yer dad’s ballbag!” Whole pub erupted & the lad was very quiet for the rest of the game.
