Submitted By Louise
Got to love the general public!!!
I was on my way round to my girlfriends house in Croxteth. As I was walking past the off licence a young crocky crew lookalike asked me to go in the offy for him.
I replied with “Sorry la. I can’t. Your about 9 like.
“He responsed with “Eee lad. Yer Maa’s the pyab.”
A charming teenage lad to a potential love interest:
Lad: “Eh girl have you been on the sunbeds?”
Girl (flustered): “No, why?”
Lad: “Your teeth look dead brown!”
Who said romance isn’t dead?!
asking scally does he know where a local address is: “you’re missions away laar” (he sent us miles away - had to laugh).

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Me and my boyfriend decided to sit on the top deck of the 60, when some 12/13 year old scals got on.
1: lad, do yer av enuff weed for me like??
2: lad, ive only got one ciggy an yer not usin that!
1: lad spark it if fer us!
2: …no
1: why ye nob!
2: …we’re on a bus lad, thats naughty. the bizzees’ll get yer!
1: lad, thats an ambo…
On the bus in Kenny, my mate genuinely asks me:
“Ian, why’s a polish shop selling food?”
another day, another journey:
“Why would anyone want to hire a plant? is that like for a garden party or summat?”
God love that simple soul
Caught the end a conversation between two young lads maybe 13-14 years old:
Lad1: Sort yer life out!…
Lad2: Sort yer face out!…
Lad1: Sort yer dad out!…
Thanks for making me smile lads!
Builder number1: ‘…and then I put that chicken in the fuckin’ BASKET!’
Builder number2: ‘…aaaaargh LAD!’
I’d just ended my run which finishes up quite a large hill. Absolutely shattered I stopped put my hands on my knees and was gasping for breath.
2 old dears walking past “ere lad do you wanna borrow me inhaler”