Overheard by John
During a recent match at half time the toilets were chokker and lads were pissing in the sinks one lad shouted ‘This is the first time I have pissed in the sink and there hasn’t been dishes in it.’
Overheard by John
In work a few weeks ago we were having a nightmare as machines were breaking down and we had problems all day. Our supervisor Henry came out with one of his classic one liners ‘When it snows lar it snows.’ Meaning, ‘when it rains, it pours.’ He couldn’t understand when all the lads were pissing ourselves laughing.
Overheard by Gemma
Last night on Leece Street a man and a woman nearly went flying on the
ice. Some guy shouted over, ‘For Torvill and Dean nil points!’
Overheard By Laura
I was walking through town on my lunch break, when I heard some lad shout to a pretty blonde girl:
“Ey girl! Fancy goin ‘arvs on a bastard!”
The look on her face!!
Overheard By Mike
I was on my way round to my girlfriends house in Croxteth. As I was walking past the off licence a young crocky crew lookalike asked me to go in the offy for him.
I replied with “Sorry la. I can’t. Your about 9 like.
“He responsed with “Eee lad. Yer Maa’s the pyab.”
Overheard By Geoff
A charming teenage lad to a potential love interest:
Lad: “Eh girl have you been on the sunbeds?”
Girl (flustered): “No, why?”
Lad: “Your teeth look dead brown!”
Who said romance isn’t dead?!
Post by Andrew
asking scally does he know where a local address is: “you’re missions away laar” (he sent us miles away - had to laugh).
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