Overheard by Charlie
‘ ey kid, I thought about going to France on a boat, I’m just goin to follow the ferry all the way, fool proof in it’
overheard on the bus.
Overheard by Charlie and Laura
Student 1: ‘They do a good Art course at Cumbria University’
Student 2: ‘Why the hell would I go all the way to Africa to do art!’
Overheard in Riverside College Cronton Campus Art room
Overheard By Peter
In the paper shop, Mosscroft. Two women in front of me, It’s Wednesday and the first one asks for a lucky dip on the Lotto – the one behind says:
“I never bother on a Wednesday, It’s only two an a half million”!
Overheard by Andrew
Whilst working in Wade Smith on the Lacoste floor overheard two lads talking:
Lad one:Get on that croc lad its jarg.
Lad two:Laaad its been pyarr been on the stedds
Later on: Ahhhh the croc just bit me lad,the fuckin tit
Overheard by Michelle
Two women in a cafe in town…
1. ‘See her, she’s been nominated for business woman of the North West.’
2. ‘Oh I can’t be arsed with all that shit.’
Overheard By Matthew
Two scally kids, one skinny and one fat, tried to walk off with my brother’s case when his train pulled into Liverpool Station. They immediately had their collars felt by a plainclothes copper.
COPPER: Where do you think you’re going with that?
SKINNY KID: It’s me mate. He’s hungry and looking for something to eat.
Overheard by Delff
Overheard on the Merseyrail on the way to Chester. A group of lads are trying to chat up 3 girls, and as the girls get off the train the lads all shout out after them:
Lad 1: Show us yer tits!
Lad 2: GET YER RAT OUT LOVE!
Lad 3: Yeah show us your rat, go on!
Lad 1: SHOW US YOUR SPLEEN!!
Genius
Overheard by Cristian
In the office speaking to some a colleagues about Sarah Baron Cohen being threatened by the Al Qaeda. When a girl colleague interrupts the conversations.
Girl:
Who’s Al Qaeda?
Me and colleagues:
You know why there is a war right and Osama Bin Laden?
Girl:
Yeah i know that…but what happened to the other guy he was with?
Me:
What other guy?
Girl:
the guy with the tach?
Me:
Do you mean Saddam Hussein???
Girl:
Yeah yeah!!!! What happen to him???
Overheard By Dan
On the 82 coming home from town one day with my girlfriend..
a group of about 8 scallies got on the bus.
there was a girl with really short bleach blonde hair.
They kept taunting her (even though she had headphones on so couldnt hear them anyway) and as she got off one went:
“ay lad… if ya ripped her hair off you’d just end up with a pink wig in ya hand”
then, the scally sat behind me n my girlfriend was going:
“go ‘ead lad, give ya bird a kiss lad…eee lad, you’re gay if ya kiss ya bird lad…go ‘ead lad, give a kiss for me”
to which my reply was:
“nah, whats wrong with you? are you some kind of weirdo who gets off on it?”
his mates just buzzed off him.
god love them!
