Overheard By John
While going for the paper I saw an oldish lady struggling on the ice and she said to me they should have all the doleys out with shovels clearing the ice up instead of sitting on their arses.
Overheard By Pete
A friend who doesn’t come from Liverpool goes on a night out in beige chinos, random 16 year old comes up to him and says:
“Beige? beige?!? you’re wearin fuckin’ beige?! You’re either a medic or a tory….you twat”
Overheard By Pete
Two porters talking to one another, one is fuming:
“What do ya mean you’ve never ‘ad a ham an cheese toasty? What sorta fuckin scouser are ya!?”
Overheard by Matt
Walking past four lads with my girlfriend, one turned round and said
“aye lad, I smashed your bird up the shitter”
Overheard by John
During a recent match at half time the toilets were chokker and lads were pissing in the sinks one lad shouted ‘This is the first time I have pissed in the sink and there hasn’t been dishes in it.’
Overheard by John
In work a few weeks ago we were having a nightmare as machines were breaking down and we had problems all day. Our supervisor Henry came out with one of his classic one liners ‘When it snows lar it snows.’ Meaning, ‘when it rains, it pours.’ He couldn’t understand when all the lads were pissing ourselves laughing.
Overheard by Gemma
Last night on Leece Street a man and a woman nearly went flying on the
ice. Some guy shouted over, ‘For Torvill and Dean nil points!’
Overheard By Laura
I was walking through town on my lunch break, when I heard some lad shout to a pretty blonde girl:
“Ey girl! Fancy goin ‘arvs on a bastard!”
The look on her face!!
