Overheard by Emma
Some man walking down Hardman Street, shouting into his mobile:
“You’ve gotta master the art of phone sex, mate!”
Overheard On The 82A
was on the 82A one day goin through speke and these kids on there way home from school where throwing “ya maa…” jokes out left right an center, an i was just geggin in listening an laughin to myself, an the best one that had me in stitches:
“ya maa’s bin up da wall more times than a paint brush lad”
The future is doomed!
Overheard By Carlo
I was walkin thought Liverpool one, doing a bit of shopping just before crimbo… and this scally lad, about 14 is moaning to his possible girlfriend… both of them proper little gobby fuckers and the lad was gettin proper annoyed at whatever the girl had to say to him an just come out with this one…
“Oh fuck off… ya maa’s a long distance lorry driver with a goatee”
haha loved it… deffo tickled me pickle!
Overheard by Pablo
13 year old scouse girl to a homeless guy:
” Ey lad get on the state of your pasties you screffy bagel!”
Genius
Overheard by Rhianna
Standing at the bus stop an this little lad said…
“Av u got a light girl?”
“You’re what? 13?”
“Fuckoff I’m 10. You’re putting years on me there girl”
Hahaha!!!
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Overheard by Rhianna
2 girls sitting there in new Baa Bar, one got told by a lad his mum is Scottish and his dad was Irish an the girl went…
“Shuttup really?! So can you talk to them?”
“Yeh…” (laughs)
“Ooer, what’s hello in Irish then?”
“Hello” (laughs)
“Shuttup don’t lie, really!? What’s hello in Scottish then?”
“Hahahaha hello as well”
“Oh ur a bad liar you!! You don’t have a clue”
Hahahahaha halarious!!!
Overheard by Col
Two lads reading an article in the Daily Mirror about Torres telling the owners to invest in players.
Lad 1. That’ll put a spanner in the works
Lad 2. Nah lad, that’s a Spaniard in the works.
Quality.
Overheard by Stephen
Last week on the Wednesday morning during the worst snow in over 20 years. 2 scals meet up getting the train to whiston (a mile down the road)
Scal 1- Lad, have you got on to the snow lad
Scal 2- Yeah lad, seen it, boss innit’
Scal 1- Tellin ya lad
Scal 2- Do you reckon it’ll be like this in Whiston lad
Scal 1- Defo lad
If they didn’t exist you’d have to invent them.
Overheard by Abi
was walking through town and a lad shouted “ay girl get ya snickers off”
