Overheard by Rhianna
Standing at the bus stop an this little lad said…
“Av u got a light girl?”
“You’re what? 13?”
“Fuckoff I’m 10. You’re putting years on me there girl”
Hahaha!!!
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Overheard by Rhianna
2 girls sitting there in new Baa Bar, one got told by a lad his mum is Scottish and his dad was Irish an the girl went…
“Shuttup really?! So can you talk to them?”
“Yeh…” (laughs)
“Ooer, what’s hello in Irish then?”
“Hello” (laughs)
“Shuttup don’t lie, really!? What’s hello in Scottish then?”
“Hahahaha hello as well”
“Oh ur a bad liar you!! You don’t have a clue”
Hahahahaha halarious!!!
Overheard by Col
Two lads reading an article in the Daily Mirror about Torres telling the owners to invest in players.
Lad 1. That’ll put a spanner in the works
Lad 2. Nah lad, that’s a Spaniard in the works.
Quality.
Overheard by Stephen
Last week on the Wednesday morning during the worst snow in over 20 years. 2 scals meet up getting the train to whiston (a mile down the road)
Scal 1- Lad, have you got on to the snow lad
Scal 2- Yeah lad, seen it, boss innit’
Scal 1- Tellin ya lad
Scal 2- Do you reckon it’ll be like this in Whiston lad
Scal 1- Defo lad
If they didn’t exist you’d have to invent them.
Overheard by Abi
was walking through town and a lad shouted “ay girl get ya snickers off”
Overheard by Paul
Went to see the physio yesterday and asked him how many people worked there.
He said ‘about half of us.’
Nearly did me fuckin’ back in again.
Overheard by Danny
13 year-old boy goes to the counter at Maccies and says to a girl on the counter ‘gis ye number.’
Girl’s friend says ‘don’t think so mate.’
Young boy says ‘I wern’t asking you u ugly bastard.’
lol 
Overheard By Paul
“He got his bell end caught in a garden roller” shit what happened ed?:
“Nothin it just squeezed it” funniest quote I’ve heard someones dad say in ages.
