It’s ladies day at Aintree, girls are out in town in all their finery. A gay shopkeeper is stood outside shop chatting to straight guy.
Gay: So what you doing today?
Straight: (Checking out a girl) I’m gonna wander about and look at the sites.
Gay: Ttt I don’t know? Typical man!
A lad and a girl arguing about Robbie Williams.
Girl: Look there’s no way he’s gay.
pause
Lad: He’s defo a receiver of swollen goods.
Fella about 25yo get’s on the bus and tries to blag a child’s fare.
Driver. ‘It’s full price, mate.
Fella. ‘I’m only sixteen, lad.’
Driver. ‘If you’re sixteen then so am I.’
Fella. ‘Well you shouldn’t be driving this bus, lad.’
At which, the fella walked off the bus and said ‘Yer, cunt.’ as he got off.
The Overheard team would like to thank everyone for such a great start to the new site.
1. ‘Let’s go to the meff quarter.’
2. ‘Do You mean the Met Quarter?’
1. ‘Is that what it’s called!’
‘What time’s the last bus, lad?’
‘Twelve O’Clock, mate.’
‘ What time’s the one after that?’
