In Lord St
1. I’ll facebook yer later.
2. Careful how yer say that.
Cavern walks
Lad. ‘Hey girl, show us yer knickers.’
Girl. ‘Yeah, when you’ve stopped playing with your Lego, lad.’
At the park
Very young girl ‘They’re big ducks aren’t they, mum?’
‘They are, luv, they’re called swans.’
On the phone
Girl on mobile phone having a heated discussion with the person on the other end.
Well ok, you go away and have a think about what I’ve said, and I’ll go away and do nothing.
St. Aloysius Social Club
Girl getting served at the bar
Barman: ‘What flavour crisps do you want?’
Girl shouts LOUDLY across the club to her mate ‘Hey, what flavour crisps d’yer want grrreeedy hole?’
Liverpool One
Lad shopping with his girlfriend in the new Liverpool One.
“Liverpool One? more like Number Two!”
Overheard by Vicky
Overheard two girls talking the other day on the bus into Town.
1. ‘Have you seen Stephanie?’
2. ‘Yeah.’
1 ‘How’s she doing?’
2 ‘She’s on a diet again.’
1 ‘Aww, she is the full salad dodger though isn’t she.’
A Certainty!
Table full of lads on the piss.
Gorgeous girl walks by and one of the lads belches dead loud.
The girl looks across in total disgust, and continues to the far side of the room.
The lad who belched said ‘They always do that; she’ll be begging me to take her home after.’
