Ironically heard in The Head of Steam
‘I was licking her rat for a good 45 minutes.’
Overheard On Lord Street
1. ‘Let’s go to the meff quarter.’
2. ‘Do You mean the Met Quarter?’
1. ‘Is that what it’s called!’
Roe St Bus Station
‘What time’s the last bus, lad?’
‘Twelve O’Clock, mate.’
‘ What time’s the one after that?’
On The Bus
With reference to St. Lukes ‘bombed-out’ church on Berry St.
‘They should demolish that and put a nice supermarket in there.’
On Hanover St
Two lads walking behind a girl in bright red fuck me shoes.
1. Look she’s still got the price tag on the sole.
2. No that’s to tell her which ear they go behind.
On Church St
Two girls on Church Street
1. Where are you working now?
2. I’m working in Waterstones, which sells books, so it’s a bookstore.
On Hardman St
A group of girls seeing the recently refurbished Hannah’s Bar.
Godt, it’s like Grand Designs.
