Achtung!
Overheard on New Brighton beach:
‘Get yer hands off me STD’s’
Overheard by Nathan
A girl talking to her friend about why she was not going to see her gran:
“Cos it’s pure two buses, la”
Special Spiders
I caught this snippet walking past two girls about 15 years-old on Church St.
‘I fucking hate spiders, especially the bathroom ones.’
Liver Buildings
1. How d’yer spell queue?
2. Which one?
1. The one where you’re waiting in a line.
2. Q.U.E.U.E.
1. That’s unacceptable.
2. Well, check it with the spell checker.
1. I did. It’s still unacceptable.
Admin
It’s another glorious day in the Yard. I’m not in it. I’m here trying to figure why Google puts us on the top of Page 1 for a day, and then lowers us for no good reason.
I’m slowly coming to hate Google. In fact it’s tipped - I actually hate Google.
Woof!
In Town at the weekend. Two guys stood at the bar.
1. That new barmaid’s nice
2. Yeah but she’s got a sheepdog bra on.
1. Yer what?
2. You know, it rounds them up and points them in the right direction.
At the Office
My mate at work was on the phone the other day. A caller phoned in.
Caller: I want to speak to the owner Please.
My mate: There’s no one called Fiona here.
Admin
It’s been an amazing Spring day in Liverpool.
Did some work on the Site, with a new development that will enable unsigned Liverpool bands to upload music to the Site.
We’ll keep you posted. Enjoy the sun. OIL admin.
On Bank Holiday Monday
Drunk couple couple getting into a cab.
Fella: Bloody ell girl you’ve ad a right skinful today avint yer.
Girl: Fuckoff
