Classic

In my mates house a few years ago, but still makes me laugh.

‘D’yer think I could get on Pop Idol, Dad?’

‘Nah, lad, yer might get on bone idle.’

Tango’d

Two kids discussing which drink they should buy in a local newsagents.

‘I’m not getting Tango, it makes yer go orange.’

Overheard by liam

Lad on his way to the toilet.

‘I’ll see yer in a minute, I’m just going for a hit and miss.’

In the Ship & Mitre

Two lads at the bar.

1: I’ve just upset that girl.
2: Why?
1: I spoke to her.

Achtung!

Overheard on New Brighton beach:

‘Get yer hands off me STD’s’

Overheard by Nathan

A girl talking to her friend about why she was not going to see her gran:

“Cos it’s pure two buses, la”

Special Spiders

I caught this snippet walking past two girls about 15 years-old on Church St.

‘I fucking hate spiders, especially the bathroom ones.’

Liver Buildings

1. How d’yer spell queue?

2. Which one?

1. The one where you’re waiting in a line.

2. Q.U.E.U.E.

1. That’s unacceptable.

2. Well, check it with the spell checker.

1. I did. It’s still unacceptable.

Admin

It’s another glorious day in the Yard. I’m not in it. I’m here trying to figure why Google puts us on the top of Page 1 for a day, and then lowers us for no good reason.

I’m slowly coming to hate Google. In fact it’s tipped - I actually hate Google.