Overheard by Tony
Two girls on the bus.
Girl 1. ‘He’s started going out with that gorgeous girl from Aigburth.’
Girl 2. ‘She’s from Peru isn’t she?’
Girl 1. ‘Not sure, but somewhere in Africa.’
Overheard by Pete
The bus driver:
“Those kids don’t need “A” Levels they need bloody spirit levels!”
Post by Joey
Overheard in Ma Egertons pub.
1. ‘Hey, Ricki, you’re a printer, can’t you do some forged twenty pound notes?’
2. ‘Yeah, but it costs me thirty to make ‘em.’
Post by Lauren
Seen on the Wirral.
A Hearse car is being used as a taxi. On the back it says ‘Don’t die waiting for a taxi.’
Overheard by Adam
Last week at a cafe in Bootle, I heard this at the table behind me.
1. ‘Christ, that’s a lot of cheese on that spud.’
2. ‘Yer can never have too much cheese though.’
1. ‘Except on yer nob.’
2. ‘Yeah, except on yer nob.’
Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall
Ellis Brigham store on Bold St.
Customer: Hey mate, are these jackets waterproof?
Sales guy: Yes they are.
Customer: Even if it’s pissing down?
Sales guy: Yes, even if it’s heavy rain.
Post by Liam
Outside Sayers.
1. There isn’t much cheese in these pasties.
2. Yeah, they should be called cheese-style pasties.
Overheard by Richo
Three middleaged women stood out side work having a cig, talking about tonight’s theatre show.
Woman A “what are we going to see”
Woman B “vagina monologues”
Woman A “what that about”
Woman C “fannys”
