Classic Profanities
A mate of mine recently told me that Paul McCartney says ‘Fucking hell’ on the song ‘Hey Jude.’
I checked it out and he was right. It occurs at approximately 3.00 minutes - ‘Remember, to let her under your skin, then you begin, Oh, (”Fucking hell”).’
Apparently, Lennon suggested it should remain.
Post by Tom
At Ye Crack pub, on a Sunday afternoon:
Woman: ‘What can I have for dessert?’
Chef: Apple crumble and custard, or custard and Apple Crumble. Take your pick.
More car sales
A car salesman wanted to broker a deal and needed confirmation from his boss.
Boss: ‘How much is the trade-in worth?’
Salesman: ‘Well, it’s got a full tank of gas.’
Overheard In the Green Room
Two musicians talking in the green room.
1. Tel yer what, man. Whoever decided to put the fridge in the dancers changing room deserves a medal.
2. Stroke of genius.
Posted by Chloe
Lad trying to get a new printer working in the office.
Me: ‘Have you read the instructions?’
Him: ‘Nah, the instructions are always wrong.’
Post from Andrew
Overheard in the Tate Gallery, Liverpool.
Fella looking at some conceptual art.
‘I’ve seen some shit in my time, but this is shit with a bonus ball.’
Car Sales
Car sales showroom.
A famous footballer was buying his inlaws a new car for Christmas.
Footballer ‘Do you think they’ll like it?’
Car Salesman ‘I’m not being cute, sir, but I’ll be buying my inlaws a £20 voucher for Marks and Spencer.’
Overheard by Laura
Primark on Church St.
Some lad is trying a shirt on and comes out of the changing rooms to see what his girl thinks.
The girl bursts out laughing.
Lad: ‘What?’
Girl: ‘Yer look like a nob in that.’
