Post by Hannah
Overheard these two girls talking in St. John’s market last week. I didn’t get all the story, but this reference was about her boyfriend.
‘…I was twenty minutes late and he had a face on him like a pit-bull sniffing shit.’
Post by Aimee
This happened about 2 years ago but it still amuses me…
I was getting out of a taxi on Smithdown, some kid comes up to me and says “Give me your wallet!”
Him being about 12 years old I laugh at him and tell him to “F**K off!”
Kid: “There’s no need to swear!”
Overheard by Courtney
Heard this at a car booty in Tranmere last week.
Some fella had two dolls on his stall and a woman asked him how much they were. The fella said:
‘The crying one’s a fiver, and the pissing one’s four quid.’
Post by Bethany
I work in McDonalds and some woman asked me if we did miserable meals
I said I didn’t know what she meant.
The woman pointed to her young son and said: ‘Well, I’d get him a Happy Meal, but he’s been a miserable swine all day.’
Overheard by Warren
Kids on the bus in Norris Green:
Fuck off, lad, yer ma’s got six toes and she’s shagging yer Grandad.
Limo on Lime St.
A stretch limousine pulled up at the lights by Lime Street, and this lad opens the window and shouts to some girls:
‘Hey, girls, d’yer want a lift?’
One of the girls: ‘Where ya going?’
The lad: ‘Anywhere yer like.’
Girl: ‘Nah, it’s shit there.’
Post by Ste
We were in a lesson at college talking about the stupid slang terms people use:
Male student: ‘They say things like “Ya want beef.’
Teacher: ‘What do they mean by beef?’
Female student: ‘Ya know, beefs, it’s just beef innit?’
