Overheard this argument on Dale St last weekend. Not sure what it was about but I caught this:
1. ‘Listen, lid, you’re still getting asked for ID when you get petrol.’
2. ‘Whatever. You still think the Easter bunny is a real animal.’
Liverpool is just full of free entertainment.
Overheard a lad telling his mates about going on holiday and a rhyme they have to say:
We’ve shagged your birds
We’ve drank your beer
Now Fuck off spain!
A silence and a look of disbelief followed in response to the lack of rhyme.
Saturday afternoon at the bottom of Church Street, Mother with toddler – she lifts him up to get a look at police on horseback and says “Look! Look at the coppers on the donkieeeees”
Outside McDonalds after a night out:
Scal: “Eh Maaate, giz one of them chips.”
James “You can suck my balls.”
Scal, looking puzzled: “….you GAY mate?”
In a local pub there was a well known Father/son Liverpool/ Everton rivalry. After a particularly heated argument one day, the father stood up and went
”listen lad, at the end of the day- I’VE SHAGGED YOUR MA”
The silence was deafening.
Some guy almost got run over and put his hands out like “woah woah woah…” and then began to sing “sweeet childdd of mineee”
Kid at Chester Zoo to his dad
“Dad, that monkeys got an arse like (Alex) Ferguson’s nose”
Genius
On the 86
Woman on the phone: “Well I’m going via Asda, do you want me to pick you up anything?”
Person on the phone says something.
Woman on the phone: “Pick you up a boyfriend? They don’t sell them in Asda love!”
