Overheard by Dave
Just overheard two lads talking whilst together reading (looking at the pictures) a copy of the Daily Star;
‘Tell ya what lad, she’s so fit I’d eat the sweetcorn out of her shit!’
You can’t write stuff like this, it’s comedy genius. He was oblivious to his genius.
Overheard by Weezle
On the bus years ago, a guy flagged the bus down so it stops and the doors swing open. Before boarding the guy who’d flagged the bus down said to the driver in a thick scouse accent:
“Hey mate! You don’t go all round the fukkin world do ye?”
Overheard by Kristina
My Grandad and a Jehovas Witness who knocked at his door
JW – Good evening sir
GD – Hello
JW – Have you found God?
GD – Why? Have you lost him?
My grandad is hilarious
Overheard by Kristina
Me and mate were sitting off in hers one day when we were young whipper-snappers. In conversation I used a really big intellectual word, to which she responds “eeeeee who’s swallowed a diary eh” To which I corrected “Don’t you mean dictionary?”
She’s still stupid!
Overheard By Ben
Just on the 86 getting back from football training, 2 girls and one lad
Girl 1: I can roll my tongue
Lad: What’s that??
Girl 1: Like when you roll your rs, like rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Girl 2: I can’t do anything with my tongue
(After 30 seconds of silence)
Girl 1: You’ve just let the whole bus know that you’re shit at oral sex
I love this city
Overheard by Kevin
Two lads on the 10A.
Lad 1 while his mate is gettin off the bus: “Ya ma’s a pan head lad”
Lad 2: “Shurrup lad. Your Ma squats on Lambrini bottles for her party trick!”
Post by Vanessa
My mum told me today that the main gift in the goodie bags from The Echo Charity Fashion Show was a loaf of bread. She said “All the pensioners were dead happy; not the young ones though”.
