Post by Bethany
I work in McDonalds and some woman asked me if we did miserable meals
I said I didn’t know what she meant.
The woman pointed to her young son and said: ‘Well, I’d get him a Happy Meal, but he’s been a miserable swine all day.’
Overheard by Warren
Kids on the bus in Norris Green:
Fuck off, lad, yer ma’s got six toes and she’s shagging yer Grandad.
Limo on Lime St.
A stretch limousine pulled up at the lights by Lime Street, and this lad opens the window and shouts to some girls:
‘Hey, girls, d’yer want a lift?’
One of the girls: ‘Where ya going?’
The lad: ‘Anywhere yer like.’
Girl: ‘Nah, it’s shit there.’
Post by Ste
We were in a lesson at college talking about the stupid slang terms people use:
Male student: ‘They say things like “Ya want beef.’
Teacher: ‘What do they mean by beef?’
Female student: ‘Ya know, beefs, it’s just beef innit?’
Overheard by Tony
Two girls on the bus.
Girl 1. ‘He’s started going out with that gorgeous girl from Aigburth.’
Girl 2. ‘She’s from Peru isn’t she?’
Girl 1. ‘Not sure, but somewhere in Africa.’
Overheard by Pete
The bus driver:
“Those kids don’t need “A” Levels they need bloody spirit levels!”
Post by Joey
Overheard in Ma Egertons pub.
1. ‘Hey, Ricki, you’re a printer, can’t you do some forged twenty pound notes?’
2. ‘Yeah, but it costs me thirty to make ‘em.’
Post by Lauren
Seen on the Wirral.
A Hearse car is being used as a taxi. On the back it says ‘Don’t die waiting for a taxi.’
