Overheard by Emma
I was picking up my watch from a jeweller in town when I overheard this woman asking to have a look at the crosses on chains. Then I heard her say “No, I want one with a little man on it”.
Post by Dee
A few years ago a friend of mine had just moved to Liverpool from Ireland, and didn’t quite ‘get’ how it worked over here. He decided to take advantage of the nightlife, dressing up in his best clothes, and some new shoes bought at a silly price from TK Max. He told me afterwards that he was walking home, all happy after dancing the night away, when a limo rolled up with some really stunning young women waving at him out of the window shouting ‘Eh mate, have you pulled yet tonight?’. In his innocence, all hopeful and not realising that they were scallies, he replied ‘No, not yet’. Speeding away they shouted ‘We’re not fuckin’ surprised in those fuckin’ shoes!’
Overheard by Graham
Whist walking past my 18 year old daughter’s bedroom last night I could hear them watching The Eurovision song contest, I heard Stupid Boy ask “Is America in this?”
Post by Graham
Whist in history class at West Kirby grammar upper sixth,teacher ask who is their favourite historical figure and why? Stupid Boy trying to impress the class replies Taj Mahal because he is really inspirational isn’t he. His teacher and class mates needed help to get off the floor. Stupid Boy still didn’t know what he said wrong.
The 14 Bus
I could hardly keep a straight face when these two school kids started on the 14 bus.
1. ‘You cry when yer ma doesn’t make yer bed.’
2. ‘Mate, you cry if yer ma doesn’t blow on yer chips.’
1. ‘Yer ma.’
2. ‘Yer nan.’
Overheard By Rebecca
Heard some young kids playing by ours the other night. One of them warned the others:
‘Don’t go near that house, there’s a smackhead lives there and he eats kids.’
Post by Amy
Me and my mate were talking about getting a tattoo, and I said I’d like a heart on my lower back. My mate said:
‘I’d get a tattoo on me arse but I couldn’t be doing with the tattooist perving me.’
Overheard by Dave
Two kids on the 10A bus:
1. ‘If they’d let yer have a spliff in school I’d go all the time.’
2. ‘I just don’t wanna go. Ever.’
Post by Hannah
Overheard these two girls talking in St. John’s market last week. I didn’t get all the story, but this reference was about her boyfriend.
‘…I was twenty minutes late and he had a face on him like a pit-bull sniffing shit.’
