Overheard by Stuart
“Ya ma’s Lex Luger”
Overheard By Ben
On a balmy Saturday afternoon, couple of years ago a couple of mates and I were watching a match. Two 9 year olds next to us start…
Lid One: Lad, tell yer ma to stop changin’ her lipstick, me cock looks like a fucking rainbow.
Lid Two: Fuckoff lad, your ma’s so stupid she got locked in Bensons and slept on the floor.
Lid One: Eeeeeh Lad, your ma’s so stupid she locked herself in the bog and shit herself.
Huyton’s finest!
Overheard By Kenny
The other day in a minibus with a bunch of school kids (I’m a teacher) one kid goes: my nan’s 81 and she’s just got a tattoo… My nan’s well hard…” What captured it was how proud he was about it. Also none of the others said anything, just plenty of nods of appreciation!
Overheard by Charlie and Laura
overheard on the bus.
Child: why do we have to wear these stupid black trackies?
Angry Mar: because were going to a funeral!
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Overheard by Charlie
‘ ey kid, I thought about going to France on a boat, I’m just goin to follow the ferry all the way, fool proof in it’
overheard on the bus.
Overheard by Charlie and Laura
Student 1: ‘They do a good Art course at Cumbria University’
Student 2: ‘Why the hell would I go all the way to Africa to do art!’
Overheard in Riverside College Cronton Campus Art room
Overheard By Peter
In the paper shop, Mosscroft. Two women in front of me, It’s Wednesday and the first one asks for a lucky dip on the Lotto - the one behind says:
“I never bother on a Wednesday, It’s only two an a half million”!
Overheard by Andrew
Whilst working in Wade Smith on the Lacoste floor overheard two lads talking:
Lad one:Get on that croc lad its jarg.
Lad two:Laaad its been pyarr been on the stedds
Later on: Ahhhh the croc just bit me lad,the fuckin tit
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Overheard by Michelle
Two women in a cafe in town…
1. ‘See her, she’s been nominated for business woman of the North West.’
2. ‘Oh I can’t be arsed with all that shit.’
