Overheard by Amanda
Three slightly overweight women were linking as they walked down Parr Street on Friday night, one moaned to the others: “Life’s short and then you diet”
Overheard by Simon
Walking up Lark Lane, three women walking behind me. Flowery dresses, orange skin and beehives.
Girl 1- “I really fancy something refreshing”.
Girl 2- “Like what?”
Girl 3- “A nice cock”.
Overheard by Colin
Prescot the other week.
Girls in a short skirt walks up the steps into the Fusilier pub.
Guy turns round and says:
‘Fuckin ‘ell see that! You could see her camels’ lip an everythin’.’
Overheard by Sam
Young kid taking the mick out of an old bloke. The old bloke replies ‘You should show me a bit more respect, I was in Baghdad when you were in your Dad’s bag.’
Overheard by Rachel
Overheard in Lord Street McDonalds
Wife: ‘What are you getting?’
Husband: ‘A Big Mac’
Wife: ‘I’m not that hungry’ (To the cashire) ‘Can I have a Big Mac and a Little Mac please?’
Cashire: ‘????!?!?!?!?!?!’
Post by Christopher
Looking at Long Life milk one of my mates goes
‘Does Long Life milk make ya live longer?’
Overheard by Kate
In the chippy on Aigburth Rd, and my mate was getting a sausage and the woman said “Were do you want your salt and vinegar?”
So my mate looked at her and said said “On my finger!!”
LOL
Overheard by Chris
Two girls on the 60 bus. One runs upstairs and hides from her mate, who can’t be arsed to follow her up. ‘Lazy’ starts shouting threats:
“I’ll get me Dad to bite you.”
“I’ll get me dog to punch you.”
“I’ll get me Dad to punch you.”
“I’ll get me sister to kick you.”
“I’ll get me Mum to love you.”
Eventually she gave up and screamed: “Theresa, come down you FUCKIN’ BIFF!”
Overheard by Sophie
“What was his name, lad?”
“Can’t remember… y’know, one of them Indian names like ‘Abraham’ or somethin’.”
