I was on the bus into town one day and there were two girls sitting behind me:
Girl 1: ” eyy do animals go to school?”
Girl 2: ” erm.. yeah i think they do yanno”
Girl 1: ” Im being serious though do they really?”
Girl 2: ” im being serious too i think they have to do GCSE’s as well”
:’)
SWEET HAIRDO
Was on the 82 bus an a group of scals wer avin a Yer Ma battle at da back when one lad said eee lid fuck Yer Ma anyway look at the kip of your mop… looks lyk yav brushed ya hair wiv a toffee apple ya propa scetty meff!!!!
SCENT DA CELLS
Me an me mate were pulled by the police for a routine stop an the officer said do any of yas have anythin on you that you shudnt?? me mate instantly replied:
Yeah av gt me grandads aftershave on he’s gona go sick… the busy grabbed him by da neck an chucked him inda back of the police car!!! haha
Walking through Kenny once and these two scals were messing about. One of them trips the other up and shouts
“Ahhh ladd! You’re on the FLOOR!!”
The other jumps up proper angry and shouts
“So WHAT! Yer ma lays Kinder Eggs!!”
Two women on 14 bus:
Oh look there’s Mary. Poor girl,she lost her sister last week.
Ah did she? What was it?
She went in to have a exdirectomy but it was too late, it had spread to her fallopian lungs.
Sad but true!
I was teaching a media workshop at a local high school when a 15 yr old pupil shouts to me
“ahhh Miss, you’re the type of lady I’d LOVE to lose my virginity to!”
Gotta love them!
Overheard on the bus:
Three lads sitting at the back when 1 lad says ” lad ur maa has been fingered more times dan a bowling ball ” second lad goes ” lad ur maa has been up the wall more times dan a paint brush ”
Third lad says ” both of ur maas fanny flaps are so long her crabs go bunjy jumping!
:D:D lol
While on the bus. Loads of scallies at the back having a ya maa battle. One says,
“Lad your maa’s fiddy cent”
the other blazes him with,
“Lad YOUR maa’s fiddy cent and bench-presses Jay-z”.
……amazing.
