Overheard By Danielle
Me and my friend were in town one day after a girly shopping day, when we heard some smackheads talking to each other:
If you were a dog I’d put you down, ever since its all we can say to each other.
Overheard By Rach
Me and my mates were on the bus on the way home from town. One of my friends kept pressing the stop button, making a tune out of it, and the bus driver shouted saying if she didn’t stop it we would get kicked off. She didn’t stop, so when we got to the next stop, the bus driver was like “alright, get off ya fuckin idiot”
Me mate went “it’s my stop anyway, mate.”
Overheard By Charlie
Overheard in the pub.
U now when it says dolphin friendly, do u think they actually put dolphin in tins of tuna?
Classical
Overheard By Anneka
I was on the bus into town one day and there were two girls sitting behind me:
Girl 1: ” eyy do animals go to school?”
Girl 2: ” erm.. yeah i think they do yanno”
Girl 1: ” Im being serious though do they really?”
Girl 2: ” im being serious too i think they have to do GCSE’s as well”
:’)
Overheard By Highton
SWEET HAIRDO
Was on the 82 bus an a group of scals wer avin a Yer Ma battle at da back when one lad said eee lid fuck Yer Ma anyway look at the kip of your mop… looks lyk yav brushed ya hair wiv a toffee apple ya propa scetty meff!!!!
Overheard By Highton
SCENT DA CELLS
Me an me mate were pulled by the police for a routine stop an the officer said do any of yas have anythin on you that you shudnt?? me mate instantly replied:
Yeah av gt me grandads aftershave on he’s gona go sick… the busy grabbed him by da neck an chucked him inda back of the police car!!! haha
Overheard By Amy
Walking through Kenny once and these two scals were messing about. One of them trips the other up and shouts
“Ahhh ladd! You’re on the FLOOR!!”
The other jumps up proper angry and shouts
“So WHAT! Yer ma lays Kinder Eggs!!”
Overheard By Margaret
Two women on 14 bus:
Oh look there’s Mary. Poor girl,she lost her sister last week.
Ah did she? What was it?
She went in to have a exdirectomy but it was too late, it had spread to her fallopian lungs.
Sad but true!
Overheard By Gemma
I was teaching a media workshop at a local high school when a 15 yr old pupil shouts to me
“ahhh Miss, you’re the type of lady I’d LOVE to lose my virginity to!”
Gotta love them!
Fuck Me That’s Cheap
