Overheard by John
Woman on Radio Merseyside phone in complaining about the benefit system , she said she was the youngest of 12 and her mother never got a sausage
Overheard by Jonny
I’d just taken my niece the pictures and on the way home from town on the 15, there was a girl on the phone to her mum:
“Mum, I don’t wanna get involved, Victoria cheated on Ian and the guy she cheated with filmed it and sent it to Ian anonymously in an email.”
I had to stop myself laughing cos she said it really loud. That’s one fucked up situation though haha
Overheard By Vicky
Girl screaming to some poor sod down Huskisson Street at 10am this morning:
“…and our Nikki saw you in the dole and you SHAT TWEN’Y PAIRS OF KECKS din’t yer, so f*** off, c***, wish you were dead!”
Overheard By Sharne
Overheard at Crosby beach
3 kids aged about 4/5
kid 1: come on lets play in this pool
kid 2: yer okay
kid 3: am not goin in there its got fuckin turds in it!
i was in stitches couldnt believe a lil kid said tht haha!
Overheard by Paul
Walking by the Strand in Bootle yesterday and in front of me was a woman with 2 kids about 4 or 5 (on her way to McDonald’s).
Kid 1 says something like “Do you work?”, the woman says “Nah lad, I’m on the sick. I’m not right in the head.”
What a thing to say to 2 kids…jesus!
The worst thing was I got the impression the two kids weren’t even hers.
Overheard By Bri
While in line at the corner shop, a man came in and recognized a woman and her child of about 6 years of age and struck up a conversation:
Man: Hiya! aven’t seen ya about lately. Goin out?
Woman: No I’m staying in tonight.
Her child: Yea! She’s getting drunk at home tonight!
Overheard by Jane
So today I was back in Liverpool for the first time in 3 months and I was on the train to Fazakerly and I couldn’t help but over-hear two excited young girls chattering on the seats next to me.
They must’ve only been around 12 or 13 at the most and we’re both clutching their Disney store bags in their hands when the smallest of the girls says;
“I’m so glad my mum can see I’ve bought stuff from Disney, instead of on loads of drugs”
Friend – “drugs? What drugs?
Girl – “You know, like cheweys. They’re addictive aren’t they, so they’re a type of drug”
Friend – “Oooh, I didn’t know that. Yeah that’s good then”
Me and the stranger sat opposite who had also been listening in couldn’t contain our sniggers for the rest of the journey !
Overheard by Kerrie
I work in a call centre
Me:Can I take your name please?
Customer: Wait there while I get my glasses on.
Seriously!
Overheard by Kerrie
A visit to Farmer Teds with my 4 and 5 year old daughters and my 18 year-old niece.
During the milking of Daisy the cow demonstration the lady asked the audience ‘What foods do we get from milk?’
Yoghurt said Faye (age 5)
Custard said Keira (age 4)
Eggs said Laura (age 18)
NIce one Laura!
Overheard by Jobo
Lad in the back of my cab:
“Girl, go ed I’ll make it up to ya – go ed I take you anywhere girl, fuckin panoramic girl – ANYWHERE- babe i miss ya… What what d’ya mean NO eh ya fuckin slag I’ll rip ya fuckin hair out!”
Who says romance is dead?
