Overheard By Amy
Walking through Kenny once and these two scals were messing about. One of them trips the other up and shouts
“Ahhh ladd! You’re on the FLOOR!!”
The other jumps up proper angry and shouts
“So WHAT! Yer ma lays Kinder Eggs!!”
Overheard By Margaret
Two women on 14 bus:
Oh look there’s Mary. Poor girl,she lost her sister last week.
Ah did she? What was it?
She went in to have a exdirectomy but it was too late, it had spread to her fallopian lungs.
Sad but true!
Overheard By Gemma
I was teaching a media workshop at a local high school when a 15 yr old pupil shouts to me
“ahhh Miss, you’re the type of lady I’d LOVE to lose my virginity to!”
Gotta love them!
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Overheard By Danny
Overheard on the bus:
Three lads sitting at the back when 1 lad says ” lad ur maa has been fingered more times dan a bowling ball ” second lad goes ” lad ur maa has been up the wall more times dan a paint brush ”
Third lad says ” both of ur maas fanny flaps are so long her crabs go bunjy jumping!
:D:D lol
Overheard by Pete
While on the bus. Loads of scallies at the back having a ya maa battle. One says,
“Lad your maa’s fiddy cent”
the other blazes him with,
“Lad YOUR maa’s fiddy cent and bench-presses Jay-z”.
……amazing.
Overheard By Ben
On a balmy Saturday afternoon, couple of years ago a couple of mates and I were watching a match. Two 9 year olds next to us start…
Lid One: Lad, tell yer ma to stop changin’ her lipstick, me cock looks like a fucking rainbow.
Lid Two: Fuckoff lad, your ma’s so stupid she got locked in Bensons and slept on the floor.
Lid One: Eeeeeh Lad, your ma’s so stupid she locked herself in the bog and shit herself.
Huyton’s finest!
Overheard By Kenny
The other day in a minibus with a bunch of school kids (I’m a teacher) one kid goes: my nan’s 81 and she’s just got a tattoo… My nan’s well hard…” What captured it was how proud he was about it. Also none of the others said anything, just plenty of nods of appreciation!
