Daisy
At the Everton match ages agoo…
Some lad: “8 million for Yakubu the fat bastard. We could’ve got a new roof for that.”
Overheard by Louise
Overheard in a pub in Kenny two old men havin’ a laugh at a lad who put gel in his hair “He’s so gay his boxers are back to front for easy access.”
Couldn’t stop laughing …the one who said it is 80!!!!!!!
Post by Phil
Babysitting my 7 year- old niece last night. She was playing with her new toy, a little plazzy alien in a test tube. When Star Trek came on the telly I asked her if she wanted to be a proper spacewoman and travel through space and meet real live aliens. She said ‘Nah, I’ve got better things to do.’
Overheard by Gary
I heard an American tourist in Mathew St say Liverpool must be the only city in the world where you can go in a pub on a Monday afternoon and it’s like New Year’s Eve! lol!
Overheard by Tom
On the 55 bus on my way home from work with two bad scally lads behind me, the bus pulls in to the strand in Bootle…
lad1 ‘Arrrr lad get on er trabs lad…da fukin meff.’
lad2 ‘ They’re still worth more than your livin’ room lad!’
Overheard by Amanda
Scouse couple on their holidays with 2 kids in tow, one kid lagging behind,
overheard the dad say ¨Hurry up will ya, I’m not dressed for Sky News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¨
Overheard by Phil
When American Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice was staying in Liverpool me and my bevvied mates were walking past the hotel she was staying in. There was meaty vans & armed police everywhere telling everybody to move on. My mate asked one of them who was staying in the hotel for them to be there. This massive fella with a huge gun told him loud and harshly right in his face ‘THE MOST POWERFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD NOW MOVE ON!’. My mate said, ‘FUCK OFF! Wonderwoman is here???’. Watching a small army of armed police piss themselves laughing at their colleague was a moment I’ll never forget.
Post by Bob
A mate of mine plays in a duo. Last week someone requested a song that the duo didn’t know. The guy who requested it was half-cut and wasn’t easily discouraged. Eventually the guy said ‘Look, can’t you just play a chord that everyone knows!’
Er, WTF.
Overheard by Garry
Was on the 10 bus the other day…
Girl behind me on the phone: “I didn’t know when you have sex it stinks! [pause]. It did stink though didn’t it”
