Post by Sue
Going for something to eat in Liverpool One today my daughter turns to me an says “I’m Frank Marvin.” Then she says “Who is that anyway”? I said “He’s Hank’s brother.” “Oh” she says “Who’s Hank” !!!!
Overheard by Gaz
Two pissed up Scallies discussing the case of the South African sprinter who needs to be tested to ensure she is a woman and not a man…
Scal 1: ‘Yeah lad she well is a f**kin’ bloke her.’
Scal 2: ‘The test results will take 3 weeks lad.’
Scal 1: ‘Can’t they just pull her kecks down and check if she has a set o bollox lad?’
Scal 1: ‘Naah mate, it’s more complicated than that, there’s operations out there that can turn yer c*nt into a cock.’
…….This went on, hilarious.
Overheard by Gaz
Fat lass on the dancefloor fighting off the advances of a drunken Scally lad…
Scall ‘ You’re proper boss you, yer chunky, but funky.’
(goes in for the kiss)
Fat bird ‘Geroff fuck face, and go dance wi me mate – I’m sweatin’.’
Overheard by Craig
I remember walking through town with my brother and a tramp came up to us and asked for some change. Me brother gave him about 30p and the tramp turned round and said `Aven’t you got a quid?`.
Cheeky bastard haha!
Post by Phil
Went for tea at my mates. His mum told his dad to fry the 12 x minute steaks. He fried them for exactly 12 minutes. We ended up with 12 hot beef crisps!
Post by Phil
My mate Tony said he was pissed off that the student loan people are taking £35 a quid a week of him. He said it works out about £150 a month and complained that’s like paying a loan off!
Overheard by Daniel
I work in a supermarket in Hunts Cross (mentioning no names).
I was walking down the centre aisle when all I heard was;
“Now be a good girl and you’ll get some of Daddy’s yoghurt!”
Questionable shit that.
