Overheard by Dom
Walking through the park and a scally girl shouts to some scally lads…
Scally Girl: “Ey lad, giz some skins”
Scally lad gives Rizla skins to the girl.
Scally Girl: “Arrrr Melissa! SKUNK SPLIFF!”
Post by Gaz
Conversation with a bored shop girl looking out the window as she served me on a wet day in Liverpool Centre…
Girl: ‘It’s been fuckin lashin down all day.’
Me: ‘Great, I’m playing rugby tonight.’
Girl: ‘Do ya still play - even if it’s raining.’
Me: ‘Er, yeah.’
Girl: ‘What about ya false tan?’
Me: ‘Well we don’t tend to wear much at our club.’
Girl: ‘Eeeh, can’t yer use brollies?’
Amazing… I was actually speechless.
Overheard by Colin
A group of young lads are all at the back of the bus, messing about etc, when one of them has to get off…
Lad 1 “See ya Monday in school Tony.”
Lad 2 “Yeah, see you Tony.”
Lad 3 “See ya Tony la.”
The lad goes down the stairs and exits the bus.
Lad 3 stands on the seat shouts though the small window “Tony, Tony.” Tony looks up.
“Ya Ma’s got a hairy door hinge !”
Overheard by Hannah
A young, pale girl and her equally-as-pale boyfriend passed me on the street when I caught this snippet of conversation..
Boy: ‘You are a Nutella monster.’
Girl: ‘I know! When I’m pregnant, it’s going to be my craving-food, I know it. I’m gonna eat so much Nutella, our baby will be black.’
Post by Sue
Going for something to eat in Liverpool One today my daughter turns to me an says “I’m Frank Marvin.” Then she says “Who is that anyway”? I said “He’s Hank’s brother.” “Oh” she says “Who’s Hank” !!!!
Overheard by Gaz
Two pissed up Scallies discussing the case of the South African sprinter who needs to be tested to ensure she is a woman and not a man…
Scal 1: ‘Yeah lad she well is a f**kin’ bloke her.’
Scal 2: ‘The test results will take 3 weeks lad.’
Scal 1: ‘Can’t they just pull her kecks down and check if she has a set o bollox lad?’
Scal 1: ‘Naah mate, it’s more complicated than that, there’s operations out there that can turn yer c*nt into a cock.’
…….This went on, hilarious.
Overheard by Gaz
Fat lass on the dancefloor fighting off the advances of a drunken Scally lad…
Scall ‘ You’re proper boss you, yer chunky, but funky.’
(goes in for the kiss)
Fat bird ‘Geroff fuck face, and go dance wi me mate - I’m sweatin’.’
Overheard by Craig
I remember walking through town with my brother and a tramp came up to us and asked for some change. Me brother gave him about 30p and the tramp turned round and said `Aven’t you got a quid?`.
Cheeky bastard haha!
