Overheard by Hannah
Man having extremely loud phone convo on the 060 to Leeds…
“I’m heading back toward Manchester now. Some people on this coach seem to be heading for Leeds, which is not a place I can think of any reason to go…”
Man having extremely loud phone convo on the 060 to Leeds…
“I’m heading back toward Manchester now. Some people on this coach seem to be heading for Leeds, which is not a place I can think of any reason to go…”
‘Babe, what do you wanna be when you get older’?
6 year-old girl: ‘Erm, 16 I think.’
ha ha ha ha, my little girl xxxx awwwwwwwwwww
On a flight from Liverpool…
Passenger: ‘Can I have a red wine please?’
Air hostess: ‘Yes, would you like ice with that?’
Also from the same air hostess…
‘I’m going on holiday to Portugal - I wish I spoke Spanish.’
And…
‘What’s that?’ (Looking at a Scottish twenty pound note) ‘Do we accept it, and what’s the exchange rate?’
Old woman on the 75: “Look at all them logs in the garden!”
Man: They’re not logs, they’re pieces of wood cut up!”
Woman: “Yeah, logs”.
Two smackheads on Lodge lane arguing, one shouts to the other:
”Go wash your fucking jeans!”
The other replies:
”At least I’ve got a fucking house ya Meff.”
Not really overheard but funny nonetheless…
Me and my girlfriend were lazing around in bed one morning in silence when all of a sudden she asked me:
“Can yer get pregnant up yer bum-ole?”
my bird’s pregnant
really? congratulations
I’ll bring the scan in, there’s 2 of ‘em
twins? blimey!
oh no, not sure it’s twins yet…
Evertonian: Everton’s biggest mistake was not calling the team Liverpool!!