Overheard by Hannah
Man having extremely loud phone convo on the 060 to Leeds…
“I’m heading back toward Manchester now. Some people on this coach seem to be heading for Leeds, which is not a place I can think of any reason to go…”
Post by Alice
‘Babe, what do you wanna be when you get older’?
6 year-old girl: ‘Erm, 16 I think.’
ha ha ha ha, my little girl xxxx awwwwwwwwwww
Overheard by Louise
On a flight from Liverpool…
Passenger: ‘Can I have a red wine please?’
Air hostess: ‘Yes, would you like ice with that?’
Also from the same air hostess…
‘I’m going on holiday to Portugal - I wish I spoke Spanish.’
And…
‘What’s that?’ (Looking at a Scottish twenty pound note) ‘Do we accept it, and what’s the exchange rate?’
Overheard by Andrew
Old woman on the 75: “Look at all them logs in the garden!”
Man: They’re not logs, they’re pieces of wood cut up!”
Woman: “Yeah, logs”.
Overheard by Mike
Two smackheads on Lodge lane arguing, one shouts to the other:
”Go wash your fucking jeans!”
The other replies:
”At least I’ve got a fucking house ya Meff.”
Post by James
Not really overheard but funny nonetheless…
Me and my girlfriend were lazing around in bed one morning in silence when all of a sudden she asked me:
“Can yer get pregnant up yer bum-ole?”
Post by Jonesy
my bird’s pregnant
really? congratulations
I’ll bring the scan in, there’s 2 of ‘em
twins? blimey!
oh no, not sure it’s twins yet…
Overheard by Ian
Evertonian: Everton’s biggest mistake was not calling the team Liverpool!!
