Overheard by Andrew
Old woman on the 75: “Look at all them logs in the garden!”
Man: They’re not logs, they’re pieces of wood cut up!”
Woman: “Yeah, logs”.
Overheard by Mike
Two smackheads on Lodge lane arguing, one shouts to the other:
”Go wash your fucking jeans!”
The other replies:
”At least I’ve got a fucking house ya Meff.”
Post by James
Not really overheard but funny nonetheless…
Me and my girlfriend were lazing around in bed one morning in silence when all of a sudden she asked me:
“Can yer get pregnant up yer bum-ole?”
Post by Jonesy
my bird’s pregnant
really? congratulations
I’ll bring the scan in, there’s 2 of ‘em
twins? blimey!
oh no, not sure it’s twins yet…
Overheard by Ian
Evertonian: Everton’s biggest mistake was not calling the team Liverpool!!
Overheard by John
2 girls on a bus behind me…
Girl 1 ‘Did you do anything last night?’
Girl 2 ‘No, just stayed in with me fella havin’ a drink y’know.’
Girl 1 ‘You shouldn’t be drinkin’ if ya pregnant y’know.’
Girl 2 ‘No it’s OK, I was only drinkin’ wine ‘n’ lemo, and whisky.’
I nearly burst out laughing!!
Overheard by Neil
I was shopping in Liverpool One the other week, I was passing a shop selling crocs (those plastic shoes) here’s what I heard from the couple a few paces ahead of me…
Man- “Look at them stupid f*@kin shoes you’d look a twat in them.”
Woman- “Tell me about it, they’re f*@kin daft……. they’re just a fad like that f*@kin Humus stuff.”
I laughed out loud, had to turn away! genius! one of the best things I’ve ever heard!
Post by Jamie
Walking through town by the Carphone Warehouse, two drunken smackheads approach…
Smackhead women: “Whhatt John you can go the toilet in derrrrr.”
Smackhead man: *Growls*
