Overheard by John
Walking down the road I was passed by 2 grown men on bikes when I heard one of them say ‘Did you see the colour of that dogs arse?’
Overheard by Mike
Walking out of ADSA on Breck Road, Anfield behind two scal’s;
Scal#1: Hey lad I’m proper dehydrated, just been for a piss and it was proper think, came out like syrup and pure stung
Scal#2: Sure you haven’t just got the clap again lad
Scal#1: D’ya know what lad maybe ya know, that bird from the weekend was a fuckin scatty rat
Scal#2: You’ll shag anythin you lad
Scal#1: Ya maa and ya sister
Overheard By Pete
Old bloke shouts over to loudmouth scally whose being very opinionated & loud whilst watching a Liverpool game on Sky.
“Eh lad, I was watching football while you were still swimmin’ round in yer dad’s ballbag!” Whole pub erupted & the lad was very quiet for the rest of the game.
Overheard By Lynsey
I’m in student accommodation and all I could hear from outside my window the other night was:
man 1: ‘ey lad u wanna come fer a drink lad?’
man 2: ‘on yer ma yer’
man 1: ‘oh yeah lad we got some whisky and some vodka lad ay lad’
man 2: ‘is ur ma fit?’
man 1: ‘ay lad wanna see me dick’
Overheard By Chrissy
Riding on his bike approaching my house, my friend wobbled a bit and very nearly fell off it. As he did a car slows down and as it’s going past a lad sticks his head out the window and shouts.
‘AHHHH LAD - YOU NEARLY FELL OFF YA BIKE!’
So literal!
Oveheard by Big Dave
A group of teenagers walking the street on a Friday night, conversation between one lad and girl goes;
‘Eh Kelly, you pissed?’
‘Yeah’
‘Giz a shuffle!’
‘NO!’
‘Ah you’re borin’ you!’
Who says romance is dead?!!
Post by Big Dave
A girl asks her mate within minutes of walking into the club;
‘Why are all these wierdos walking round with eyes on their foreheads?’
Her mate replies;
‘Everyone got one on the way in, it’s to do with the theme of the night’
‘Where’s mine then?’
‘It’s on yer ‘ead!’
