Overheard by Jack
Witnessed two overly dressed scally girls walk in then out of The Shipping Forecast on Slater Steet (formerly Flares now trendy bar) disappointed lamenting the fact that ‘eee dee poles ave gone!’
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Overheard by Amber
My two friends as we’re walking down the street:
“That’s a cool car!”
“It’s a hearse”
Overheard by Liam
Was waiting for the Everton players to come out after the match and there was these three kids aged about 7. 2 lads and a girl…
we were waiting there for ages, then next minute, one of the lads turned round to me and said ‘arrr it takes them like an hour to put their undies on!’
me and me dad were in stitches after that
Overheard by Ian
Walking my dog on a field a couple of years ago and two little girls aged about 8 or 9 came past and one said
“Eh mate is that a boy or a girl dog” I said “it’s a boy” and the other girl said “Course it’s a boy look at the bollocks on it”
I still laugh at that today
Overheard by Marie
Teenage girl to 44d bus driver years ago
Girl.. “mister does this bus stop at the Pier Head”
Bus driver …”Well if it don’t girl there’ll be a hell of a splash”
Overheard by John
2 girls stood outside Topshop debating what to wear…
girl 1. I can’t be arsed with friggin Topshop me lad, it’s like a poor girls Vivienne Westwood
girl 2. Yeah but babe your whole outfit’s from Topshop
girl 1. Oh yeah… arrr fuck it I’ll go Primark instead, cheap as chips in there
Overheard By Charlie
Overheard in classroom;
Girl- I’m going to visit me auntie in Northern Ireland and after that i might go to France as it’s dead close, just above Ireland in it.
True blonde!
Overheard By Greg
Two scallies in the gym a few years back talking about the up coming Grand National.
Lad 1: Mate ad go da races burrits all dough innit, yer need money fer yer suit, money fer yer bettin and yer ale den money fer town in da night.
Lad 2: Why don’t we just put suits on go inter town and pretend we’ve bin da races.
