Overheard by Neil
On the bus in Kirkby I heard two young kids ripping into each other…
Kid #1: “Your ma’s a slag and she shops in Netto”
Kid #2: “Me ma doesn’t shop in Netto!!!”
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Overheard By Kevin
On the Kirkby train to town. It stops at Kirkdale and a teenage girl gets on while talking on her phone. After a few moments she interupts her friend on the phone and says:
“awwh my god, I swear down, swear down, swear down, this haz gorra be the Kirkby train cos it fuckin stinks!”
Overheard by Gemma
In work one staff member saying to a customer…
“Haven’t we had loads of full moons lately? It’s all down to global warming.”
The customer nodding in agreement
Overheard by Andy
Two middle aged women walking down Dale Street…
MAW #1 - Shall we go and give blood?
MAW #2 - yer wha?
MAW #1 - I’d be two pounds lighter when I get weighed tonight
Overheard By Sarah
Homeless man in town facing radio city sitting on cardboard playin the flute:
Me: look at him playing the flute in the cold
Brother: yeah but if he doesnt blow on that for money he will have to blow on sumthin else”!!
Overheard By Rach
“am waitin for me mate to bring me some weed, bet he’s sittin in the bogs somewhere gettin a suck off some heffer. am not messin, dat bird’s like a moose. she’ll just be mooin’ while she does it”
:’) Oh how I love Liverpool <3
Overheard By Megan
I was in town and there was some smack’eds eating butter, and a few minutes later, 2 of them were arguing and all you heard was “YE WERNT SAYEN THA LAST NITE WHEN I SHAVED ME FANNY FOR YE”
And about 20 minutes later the police came on horses, and the smack’ed eating butter was stroking the horse and called the horse butters!
Overheard By Danielle
Me and my friend were in town one day after a girly shopping day, when we heard some smackheads talking to each other:
If you were a dog I’d put you down, ever since its all we can say to each other.
Overheard By Rach
Me and my mates were on the bus on the way home from town. One of my friends kept pressing the stop button, making a tune out of it, and the bus driver shouted saying if she didn’t stop it we would get kicked off. She didn’t stop, so when we got to the next stop, the bus driver was like “alright, get off ya fuckin idiot”
Me mate went “it’s my stop anyway, mate.”
