Overheard by Big Steve
In Cineworld last Friday with my two young daughters to see Alice in Wonderland when some scruffy little goth/emo kid drops her bag on the floor.
The litre bottle of cheap cider she was trying to sneak into the film smashed and went all over the place soaking hers and her mate’s shoes.
My thirteen year old daughter just tutted looked at me and said “what a knob jockey”
I had to laugh!




