Overheard By Megan

I was in town and there was some smack’eds eating butter, and a few minutes later, 2 of them were arguing and all you heard was “YE WERNT SAYEN THA LAST NITE WHEN I SHAVED ME FANNY FOR YE”

And about 20 minutes later the police came on horses, and the smack’ed eating butter was stroking the horse and called the horse butters!