Overheard By Danny

Overheard on the bus:

Three lads sitting at the back when 1 lad says ” lad ur maa has been fingered more times dan a bowling ball ” second lad goes ” lad ur maa has been up the wall more times dan a paint brush ”

Third lad says ” both of ur maas fanny flaps are so long her crabs go bunjy jumping!

:D lol