Overheard By Ben

On a balmy Saturday afternoon, couple of years ago a couple of mates and I were watching a match. Two 9 year olds next to us start…

Lid One: Lad, tell yer ma to stop changin’ her lipstick, me cock looks like a fucking rainbow.

Lid Two: Fuckoff lad, your ma’s so stupid she got locked in Bensons and slept on the floor.

Lid One: Eeeeeh Lad, your ma’s so stupid she locked herself in the bog and shit herself.

Huyton’s finest!