Overheard by Delff

Overheard on the Merseyrail on the way to Chester. A group of lads are trying to chat up 3 girls, and as the girls get off the train the lads all shout out after them:

Lad 1: Show us yer tits!
Lad 2: GET YER RAT OUT LOVE!
Lad 3: Yeah show us your rat, go on!
Lad 1: SHOW US YOUR SPLEEN!!

Genius