Overheard By Dan

On the 82 coming home from town one day with my girlfriend..
a group of about 8 scallies got on the bus.
there was a girl with really short bleach blonde hair.
They kept taunting her (even though she had headphones on so couldnt hear them anyway) and as she got off one went:

“ay lad… if ya ripped her hair off you’d just end up with a pink wig in ya hand”

then, the scally sat behind me n my girlfriend was going:

“go ‘ead lad, give ya bird a kiss lad…eee lad, you’re gay if ya kiss ya bird lad…go ‘ead lad, give a kiss for me”
to which my reply was:
“nah, whats wrong with you? are you some kind of weirdo who gets off on it?”
his mates just buzzed off him.

god love them!