Overheard By Carlo

I was walkin thought Liverpool one, doing a bit of shopping just before crimbo… and this scally lad, about 14 is moaning to his possible girlfriend… both of them proper little gobby fuckers and the lad was gettin proper annoyed at whatever the girl had to say to him an just come out with this one…

“Oh fuck off… ya maa’s a long distance lorry driver with a goatee”

haha loved it… deffo tickled me pickle!