Overheard by CBP

Regarding the recent scheme on Merseyside to crack down on underage teenagers drinking on the streets…

Newsbeat reporter: ‘Now, Tom’s just been given £5 by his mum, what are you going to spend it on?

Tom: ‘Cider probably.’

Newsbeat reporter: ‘How are you going to buy it?’

Tom: ‘I’ll just get a smackhead to go in and get it for us!’