Overheard by Mike

Walking out of ADSA on Breck Road, Anfield behind two scal’s;

Scal#1: Hey lad I’m proper dehydrated, just been for a piss and it was proper think, came out like syrup and pure stung

Scal#2: Sure you haven’t just got the clap again lad

Scal#1: D’ya know what lad maybe ya know, that bird from the weekend was a fuckin scatty rat

Scal#2: You’ll shag anythin you lad

Scal#1: Ya maa and ya sister