Overheard by John

2 girls on a bus behind me…

Girl 1 ‘Did you do anything last night?’

Girl 2 ‘No, just stayed in with me fella havin’ a drink y’know.’

Girl 1 ‘You shouldn’t be drinkin’ if ya pregnant y’know.’

Girl 2 ‘No it’s OK, I was only drinkin’ wine ‘n’ lemo, and whisky.’

I nearly burst out laughing!!