Overheard by Neil

I was shopping in Liverpool One the other week, I was passing a shop selling crocs (those plastic shoes) here’s what I heard from the couple a few paces ahead of me…

Man- “Look at them stupid f*@kin shoes you’d look a twat in them.”

Woman- “Tell me about it, they’re f*@kin daft……. they’re just a fad like that f*@kin Humus stuff.”

I laughed out loud, had to turn away! genius! one of the best things I’ve ever heard!