Overheard by Colin

A group of young lads are all at the back of the bus, messing about etc, when one of them has to get off…

Lad 1  “See ya Monday in school Tony.”
Lad 2  “Yeah, see you Tony.”
Lad 3   “See ya Tony la.”

The lad goes down the stairs and exits the bus.

Lad 3 stands on the seat shouts though the small window “Tony, Tony.” Tony looks up.

“Ya Ma’s got a hairy door hinge !”