In The Heat Of The Night

Sefton Park at about 2.00am and a drunken argument is thankfully coming to a close.

Lad ‘You think you’re miss fuckin’ world.’

Girl ‘You said I was your world.’

Lad ‘I was pissed when I said that.’

Girl ‘You’re pissed now.’

Lad ‘Not as pissed as I was that night.’