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What They Said

‘This book throws more punches than Steven Gerrard on a night out with the lads.’
- The Tellygraph

‘And as the evening came to a close and the tears ran down my face, I thought, fuck me, that’s a lorra laughs for a six quid.
- Melvyn Blagg
(disclaimer: it’s actually £7.50 including postage)

‘A veritable plethora of ’shagged-yer-ma’ jokes.’
- The Thymes

‘A thriller of immense standing that twists through a web of intricacy and moral dilemma. Oh fuck, hang on, that’s a different book.’
- The Guardians

Overheard By Paul

Was shopping in Asda when the greeter said over the tannoy:

“Can the driver of the vehicle registration R2D2CP30 please move as it is causing an obstruction”.

The shop was in stitches.Especially when she was asked to repeat it again 5 mins later. She didn’t have a clue.

Overheard By Richie

Whilst buying some sweet from my local shop I heard a girl, who was browsing through some of the magazines, pipe up with:

“EEEEEEE as if she said no to 50 cent in bed!”

Overheard By Tony

Was outside Anfield towards the end of last season and heard just this outside the Liverpool Superstore -

Scally 1: “Lads, look at the bobble hat on DAT.”

Scally 2: “FUKKKKKKK’N bobble.”

Overheard By Tony

A traffic warden is writing a ticket for a sports car on double yellows outside Piccolinos in town. Some scally (obviously the owner) in a ’smart’ trakky yells -

“Ee ya mate, you’re not a proper Scouser aar yer? You’re just an ARRL ARSE”.

Overheard By Laura Jane

In Mikey today, Daughter to mother:

‘Mum, this is all the sale stuff, there is 50% off!’ Mum ‘oh’ Daughter ‘Whats 50% off £10 mum?’

Overheard By John

I was walkin around town the other day when I heard 3 lads talkin.

Lad 1 “U bin hittin the gym ther laa, ya lookin quite big”

Lad 2 “Yer laaa in the gym every day, munchin protein an all tha”

Lad 3 “Ya fuckin jokin me rnt ya lid uve defo been on tha 107.6″

Lad 2 “107.6???”

Lad 3 “Juice laaa”

Overheard By Greg

Just in the post office this morning sending some parcels, lad in front of me says “can I have 65 quid out in pound coins” To which the woman replied, “no sorry love, we’ve only got enough in for the day, if its for a business we can order extra in for you…we do all the shops in the village and the taxi drivers”

“Erm no love …its ter purrin der fruit machines

Overheard By Neil

My Mate Dean is South African, he was sent  on a Job in Liverpool and parked his van near The Rocket in Stoneycroft.  Some lads hanging around came over to him and said “eh mate, dyawannus to mind yer van like for a fiver?”

Dean said “no it’s ok I’ve got my dog in the back”. To which the lads responded “Is e any good at puttin’ fires out?”.  Dean Paid the fiver.

Overheard By Neil

I was in Asda in the Old Roan at Christmas. We were queuing up to buy some DVDs for my wife’s brother.  Some lads behind us piped up “Eh ‘ave yuze seen that film The Grudge?”  His mate turns round and goes :

“No, I’ve seen the Grinch, bur I aven’t seen the Grudge”… Priceless

Overheard By Ric

Walking down seal street and a group of slightly drunken men walk up and turn round the corner, one says to the others:

“Whys that called cube? Its clearly round”